Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

My first STD was from a foam party

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(709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.

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(214): View more from Texas

I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?

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(847): View more from Illinois

I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem

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(505): View more from New Mexico

i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you

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(314): View more from Missouri

You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.

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(206): View more from Washington

Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.

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(360): View more from Washington

And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.

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