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  just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.

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  the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.

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  It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.

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  Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

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• (516): View more from New York

  I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

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  So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?

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  Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.

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• (415): View more from California

  My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?

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  One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.

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