But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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