She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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