Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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