please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
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Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
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I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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