I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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