so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
no you cant smoke seaweed
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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