sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
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