Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
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You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
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Testing the emergency boobs hotline
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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