no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
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Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
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it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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