i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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