Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Too much gin, very little bucket
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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