So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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