he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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