The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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