What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
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We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
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Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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