4 words: hood of his car
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
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