Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
i will never coherently bang her
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Randomize
