what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I need a hoe opinion
go on
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
