You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
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I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
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Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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