If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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