Sry I called you an 8
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
what is it with giant penises always finding me
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
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