therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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