Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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