i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
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It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
This is my gift to your gina
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
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Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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