even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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