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(650): View more from California

Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time

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(703): View more from Virginia

party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.

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(831): View more from California

My boss' voice literally gives me gas

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(310): View more from California

Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.

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(410): View more from Maryland

She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.

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(714): View more from California

Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.

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(613): View more from Ontario

Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.

(514): View more from Quebec

*Norwegian

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way

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