Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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