i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
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And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
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Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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