i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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