So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
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