this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
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I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
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Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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