I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
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Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
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Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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