I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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