SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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