can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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