I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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