HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
it was like eating out sand paper
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
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just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
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Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
True strength comes from lack of pants
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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