Moan for me like Helen Keller
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
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