I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
should my penis look like a turkey
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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