i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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