I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
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are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
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It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.