I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
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he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
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Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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