Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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