Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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