Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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