school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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