But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
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He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
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Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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