they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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