I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
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Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
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I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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