love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I think your dad took our porno
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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