Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
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Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
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Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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