i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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