That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
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well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
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there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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