if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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