you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
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