my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
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You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
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I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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