Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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