wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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