so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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